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This blog enshrines the breathtaking truisms of the one and only Homestuck Expert, lover of Kanaya and hearty scrotes.

This collection of memorable quotations is not facetious or satirical in nature. Unless otherwise noted, it can be assumed that every word spoke by our inestimable Expert is 100% genuine and delivered with utmost sincerity.

11 months ago (14 notes)

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<HSEmetic>	is it weird that I sometimes just have intrusive thoughts of Kanaya fucking my throat during the day
<HSEmetic>	today I was using the lavatory, minding my own business
<HSEmetic>	my lips were chapped so I licked them
<HSEmetic>	then suddenly I could not stop fantasizing about choking into unconsciousness on a beautiful grey penis

1 year ago (1 note)

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"I know this isn’t really relevant to game design but I’m going to ask anyway: has anyone here read “Naked Lunch” by William S Burroughs?
it gives a really vivid perspective into the mind and action of heroin addicts and may be useful in future Cockanaya semen addiction fiction"

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"I know this isn’t really relevant to game design but I’m going to ask anyway: has anyone here read “Naked Lunch” by William S Burroughs? it gives a really vivid perspective into the mind and action of heroin addicts and may be useful in future Cockanaya semen addiction fiction"

"I know this isn’t really relevant to game design but I’m going to ask anyway: has anyone here read “Naked Lunch” by William S Burroughs?
it gives a really vivid perspective into the mind and action of heroin addicts and may be useful in future Cockanaya semen addiction fiction"