This blog enshrines the breathtaking truisms of the one and only Homestuck Expert, lover of Kanaya and hearty scrotes.
This collection of memorable quotations is not facetious or satirical in nature. Unless otherwise noted, it can be assumed that every word spoke by our inestimable Expert is 100% genuine and delivered with utmost sincerity.
"I think Kanaya or rainbowdrinker Kanaya specifically would bear a scent reminiscent of formaldehyde and that pasty skin that always rubs off onto your gloves during an autopsy"
