| <ipgd> | what about a cat |
| <ipgd> | would you raise a cat with kanaya |
| <HSE> | yes |
| <ipgd> | but cats are just more useless babies |
| <HSE> | the taint of a reproductive imperative is not present |
| <ipgd> | something reproduced to make that cat |
| <HSE> | cats can be disposed of at any time |
| <ipgd> | probably a stray |
| <HSE> | cats are great, and they also lack the cognitive abilities to make sex immoral |
| <c1QfXUgcGY0> | what if kanaya wanted to have children |
| <c1QfXUgcGY0> | together |
| <HSE> | c1: no |
| <HSE> | no |
| <c1QfXUgcGY0> | she's a jadeblood |
| <HSE> | no no no no no no absolute not never ever |
| <c1QfXUgcGY0> | raising children is in her genes |
| <HSE> | raising does not mean birthing |
| <c1QfXUgcGY0> | she wants to have all the babies |
| <c1QfXUgcGY0> | dozens of children |
| <ipgd> | well obviously you couldnt birth children together |
| <HSE> | as in, giving birth to them herself? |
| <ipgd> | what if you had a surrogate parent |
| <ipgd> | or adopted |
| <HSE> | not even then |
| <ipgd> | why not |
| <ipgd> | children are impressionable |
| <ipgd> | you'd finally find someone who will listen to your ideas |
| <atomic> | you can teach kids anything |
| <ipgd> | you could make someone who would understand you |
| <HSE> | Kanaya is not one to serve inferiors, and it would take potential time away from our interactions |
| <HSE> | if Kanaya adopted a baby it would inexplicably succumb to SIDS |
| <ipgd> | are you saying you'd murder kanaya's baby |
| <HSE> | or maybe find its way back to the adoption facility |
| <HSE> | either way, we would have none of it |
| <ipgd> | what if it would break kanaya's heart |
| <ipgd> | what if what she wanted more than anything in the world was to raise a family with you |
| <HSE> | that wouldn't happen, first of all |
| <HSE> | if it did I would realize that my view of her was grossly mistaken and thus take the matter into my own hands to save her from herself |
| <ipgd> | what if you were financially secure and had a good support system and thus could make plenty of time for yourselves |
| <HSE> | NO |
| <HSE> | no babies, no sex |
| <c1QfXUgcGY0> | HSE what if kanaya wanted to engage in oral sex with you |
| <HSE> | what do you mean by oral sex |
| <c1QfXUgcGY0> | just go to town on your clitoris |
| <c1QfXUgcGY0> | get all up in that vulva |
| <c1QfXUgcGY0> | slobber all over your folds |
| <c1QfXUgcGY0> | go cunt-crazy |
| <HSE> | I would try to explain that there are more wholesome activities in which to participate, like sewing and talking together |
| <HSE> | if that failed I would have no choice but to let her indulge |
| <ipgd> | hse does your sex aversion still apply to kanaya |
| <ipgd> | does sex with kanaya sicken you |
| <HSE> | yes, it does ipgd |
| <ipgd> | whoa |
| <ipgd> | i thought you loved kanaya |
| <HSE> | I am averse to sex with Kanaya BECAUSE I love her |
If you don’t ship Rose Kanaya I will shit on your bed and cut open all your pillows while throwing rosemary at your face
This comment is in very poor taste
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Could it be that my preference in Homestuck ships reflects a successfully internalized resistance to the gene-driven breeder agenda? Consider the following:
Dolorosa/Kanaya/Karkat/Meenah/Condesce pairing combinations are either homosexual, incestuous, or unlikely to sire offspring by the natural viviparous process due to significant age gaps! Doesn’t that sound awfully sanitary to you?
IT DOES.
We’re making progress, dear reader. Feel free to chime in and share your opinion on the topic; I want to see if this is a common phenomena!
Your input will be greatly appreciated!
Oh motherfuck!!
I don’t usually do random requests. And a please would have been appreciated. But I felt like drawing more stretched out bums with love so I took the OPPORTUNITY.
Do I really need to label everything as “Two Minutes Hate” when I have an entire tag for it? You people are literate and reasonably intelligent, figure it out on your own.
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| <Mozai> | Kanaya doesn't rape people, they just don't know they want Kanaya as a lover yet. |
| <HSE> | precisely |
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